I can actually fit very little of my notebook in my mouth.
can you say "oral fixation?"
...And I wonder why I get sick all the time.
I also wonder which of these blog posts I won't be embarrassed by five years from now... or a week from now.
“That last outburst was probably unnecessary, but what the hell? Let them drink Drano if they can’t take a joke. I’m tired of wallowing around in this goddamn thing.” -Hunter S. Thompson, “The Banshee Screams for Buffalo Meat”