"Was it too short? Well, if I feel like my song is sung, I don't care if it's short. And I feel like my song is sung."
-Johnny Cash, after singing "You are my Sunshine" on Cash Unearthed
“That last outburst was probably unnecessary, but what the hell? Let them drink Drano if they can’t take a joke. I’m tired of wallowing around in this goddamn thing.” -Hunter S. Thompson, “The Banshee Screams for Buffalo Meat”